Don't be a cry baby!

What? You didn't know they stunk when you took all their money?

Miguel Tejada, in his best impersonation of a selfish all-star:

"I've been with the Orioles for two years and things haven't gone in the direction that we were expecting, so I think the best thing will be a change of scenery," Tejada told The Associated Press during a telephone interview in his native Dominican Republic.

Really? You didn't know they were run poorly when you signed the deal?