I'd have had to kill myself

No other response would have been appropriate.

You've seen the catalog of reasons why I hate Fantasy Baseball. You've heard me lament my misfortune: My pitchers who can't, my hitters who can't hit, my 'athletes' who can't walk.

Well, today something went right. When I first heard it, my initial reaction was, "About time!" Only after I pondered it did panic set in.

Mench isn't in my line up. I benched him the other day, I know I did...

So what did I miss? A nice day at the ballpark:

3-4, 3 HR, 5 RBI

In the throes of my despair I went back to Yahoo and checked my line-up. In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle: SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

He was in the line-up! Good thing too, I'd have been forced to resign my membership in the league for terminal stupidity.