What I like about Arizona

1. Monsoons. Even when they do this to my house.
2. Daylight Savings Time is rightly understood for the evil that it is.
3. I can buy milk for less than $3-gallon.
4. The Great Southwestern Pig-Dog.
5. Good food.
6. Happy Trails. Skunk Creek, 51st Ave. to 59th and back equals tired but happy dogs.
7. Obligatory Golf comments. I mean, aside from being half-a-mile from the sun what exactly is Arizona known for? Of course it's abundance of country clubs and golf courses! Disclaimer: I can count the number of golf games I've played over the course of my 39 years on one hand. Know that all commentary on the subject emanates from a severe lack of personal experience and is acted upon at your own peril.
8. The biggest hole in the world.
9. Red Rocks.
10. The original Coen brothers masterpiece!