Fun with lists

Extreme Mortman gives us the funniest 10 political moments of 2006. Personally speaking, I can't get enough of #6:

6) Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson sue for “gross invasion of privacy.” Makes sense. After all, a cornerstone of the Wilson-Plame family is the sacrosanct value of privacy. They really hate publicity.

I'm thinking this should become the only entry under "opportunist" in the dictionary.