How I know I live in Arizona

My wife and I ate lunch at our local Rubio's on Sunday afternoon, just prior to the bi-weekly trip to Fry's for all the groceries that are fit to buy. While sitting at our table, I noticed a gentleman with his 3 kids at the counter.

Aside from the garish yellow sweatpants, the most notable thing about him was his t-shirt. Huge block lettering with the generally accepted red/blue color scheme that read "Bush/Cheney '04."

I thought to myself, "Never happen if we were in San Francisco..."