I've been eavesdropped!

In a world where America outsources every job from basic customer support to hunting down Osama Bin Laden, is it any wonder that an average citizen like me would be ensnared by the NSA surveillance program? Not really; more like just a matter of time.

Two nights ago I received a telemarketing call. The gentleman on the other end of the line had a pronounced foreign accent, one that was unmistakably emanating from a foreign country. And you know what that means.

I was being surveilled. I guess the good news is that now not only Lowes understands that their credit department can't keep simple things like my current address straight, but so does the NSA.

Is there no place I can go, no one I can turn to over this outrage!? Of course there is.