Adaptation of Dante

The 7th circle of hell is a Friday night visit to WalMart that should only take 10 minutes but instead--when, for no discernible reason, there are only two check-out stands and no self-service lines in operation and 35 people in line--takes 30 minutes, with most of that inching ever-so-slowly forward in the check-out line.

Was nice to see though that somebody had a brain and that the self-serve lines were open by the time we were walking out.

They're usually better than that.