Weird.

OK, just to set the record straight: hockey is one of my lowest priorities. Right below picking lint out of my belly button. My interest does spike during the Olympics, surely a spillover from 1980's "Miracle on Ice." But so far as it goes, I don't care about hockey. Last year's NHL strike left me feeling as though there were simply less clutter in my life. Now things feel more cluttered. So that's how I feel about hockey.

But this story is just weird. Do these people look like they really need the money? The "thrills?" What's up with Janet Jones?