Plamegate Puke-o-Rama

We've truly reached the point where things have become totally (as opposed to only slightly) surreal:

So there is going to be a movie about Joe and Valerie Wilson? Don't kill me now - I want to feel the stake in my heart at the moment the film is announced as the winner of "Best Picture".

I assume that the verdicts and appeals in the current trial won't affect this movie, or Hollywood's "understanding" of the Wilson case - after all, if Libby is acquited, that will just prove how clever the cover-up was. And if no one can say whether she was covert as per the IIPA, well, that just proves how deeply covert she was.

Oh, well - I can't wait to see how the screenplay treats all those reporters who misunderstood and misreported on the wisdom of Our Man Joe. Wait, what am I saying? Of course I can wait.

Words fail.