"Hi, we're not serious. At all..."

Gold for Chocolate...depending on who you ask, that's a deal worth taking. However, the leadership of Iran disagrees:

Iran's president mocked a package of incentives to suspend uranium enrichment, saying Wednesday they were like giving up gold for chocolate-- defiance that appeared certain to complicate U.S. efforts to curb Tehran's nuclear ambitions.

"Do you think you are dealing with a 4-year-old child to whom you can give some walnuts and chocolates and get gold from him?" President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked derisively.

Yeah, why exactly are we doing this little dance anyway?