Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Peter-principle Pundit

Keith Olbermann blogs. Who knew? Better yet, who cares?

My first encounter with him came in the mid-, late-80's when he arrived as a local sportscaster in Los Angeles. His sarcastic wit went far to make him a very different and enjoyable change-of-pace (his finest moment came during a local LA Rams post-game show where he described the NY Giants feelings of inadequacy about Ram rookie RB Robert Delpino as "Delpino envy").

Such has never really been put to much good use in his current role as political-news commentator. It just makes him sound like he thinks he knows more than he does. Always a good recipe for looking foolish.

Yesterday, he wrote a post titled The resignation of Scott McLellan. Unfortunately for him, he comes off looking too much like a snarky know-it-all and not enough like an insightful pundit. My favorite doesn't-have-anything-to-do-with-anything-point?

This one: The way Craig Crawford reconstructed it, this one went similarly to the way the Killian Memos story evolved at the White House. The news organization turns to the administration for a denial. The administration says nothing. The news organization runs the story. The administration jumps on the necks of the news organization with both feet - or has its proxies do it for them.

That's beyond shameful. It's treasonous.

The White House reaction is understandable, and in my opinion correct. But the reaction has nothing to do with the incident. Newsweek screwed the pooch, bigtime. As more than one smart-writer has noted, anybody with a brain could predict the result of publicizing such an incident.

That is the salient point of the discussion, and the Administration's reaction to it neither adds to nor detracts from it's centrality. Though for a Peter-principle pundit who regularly chases the shiniest object he spies on the floor, I guess this represents another opportunity to show off that glowing intellect.

Free advice is often worth just what is paid for it, but Keith would be better off getting back to describing the Giants' case of Delpino-envy. He's much better at reading sports copy than political analysis. Honest.

One step closer to extremism

Me, not him. Arizona Republic columnist EJ Montini often finds ways to get my goat. Frankly, that's the sign of a good writer or at least one sign of a good scribe.

To date, my favorite example of Mr. Montini's mindless drivel was a column from 2 or 3 years ago where he attempted to lay blame at the feet of the community for forcing an elderly woman from her home several years earlier so that Bank One Ballpark could be built downtown. This is my new favorite.

Montini takes on the announced initiative for a State Constitutional amendment defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I don't have a problem with people advocating gay marriage. I personally believe it is a bad idea on several counts, but I will never bash someone for making an honest, good-faith argument for the idea.

This on the other hand, just makes me angry:

On a day when we bury a police officer who gave his life defending the rights of all Arizona citizens, a group of religious political activists is making plans to assure that some citizens are permanently discriminated against.

But the most infuriating line, the one that really sets me off is this, found a bit later on:

Initiatives like this have passed in several states and it'll probably pass here. It doesn't matter that Arizona already outlaws gay marriage. A constitutional amendment appeals to those who have strong religious convictions against homosexuality and to those who simply hate gay people. Between them, etching discrimination into stone is pretty easy.

Such blatant misunderstanding and mischaracterization of people of faith is exasperating. I would defy Mr. Montini to adequately explain what exactly these people with strong religious convictions believe and why they believe it. I don't think he can. In fact, if he can, he can have my house.

Such anger directed at me from people who think they know me but don't, who think it fine to insult me routinely in the way they discuss the subject is doing more to make me what they fear than anything James Dobson, Chuck Colson or Ralph Reed ever could.

I wonder what he'll say when his self-fulfilling prophecy then comes true?

No Credibility

He blogs. He also likes to hang out at ESPN. He officially has no more credibility:

actually, hate to be 'that guy'... but Bush made the decision to go into Iraq in 2001 (and very likely even before his election). But, who's counting?

He's a Maryland-state civil servant and most of the time, a nice guy who is obviously very intelligent. But on the question of George W. Bush, he has swallowed (or been swallowed by; have your pick of metaphors) the worst of the Kos-Nation-reading-Chomsky-worshiping left.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Stuff you can make up

Some stuff you just can't make up. If I told you that Robert Byrd stood on the floor last week and urged Bill Frist not to Haman-ize the Senate, you'd likely think I was inventing some absurd behavior from the most eccentric guy in all of D.C.

Apparently there are also things you can make up. On May 9th, Newsweek magazine reported that US interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba had (among other things) flushed part or all of a copy of the Koran down a toilet in the course of their dealings with Muslim detainees.

The response was, sadly, predictable. 16 people died in riots started in Afghanistan, the US was denounced by the usual suspects in countries like Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Indonesia, and clerics late last week were beginning another call to Jihad. Yet another target for those too willing to believe the worst about US policy.

But what's this!? Newsweek today is saying their story was wrong:

"We regret that we got any part of our story wrong, and extend our sympathies to victims of the violence and to the U.S. soldiers caught in its midst," Whitaker wrote in the magazine's latest issue, due to appear on U.S. newsstands on Monday.

The weekly news magazine said in its May 23 edition that the information had come from a "knowledgeable government source" who told Newsweek that a military report on abuse at Guantanamo Bay said interrogators flushed at least one copy of the Koran down a toilet in a bid to make detainees talk.

But Newsweek said the source later told the magazine he could not be certain he had seen an account of the Koran incident in the military report and that it might have been in other investigative documents or drafts.

The White House has come out swinging on this today, and rightly so: "It's puzzling that while Newsweek now acknowledges that they got the facts wrong, they refused to retract the story," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said. "I think there's a certain journalistic standard that should be met and in this instance it was not."

McClellan complained that the story was "based on a single anonymous source who could not personally substantiate the allegation that was made."

"The report has had serious consequences," he said. "People have lost their lives. The image of the United States abroad has been damaged."

For me, I'm not sure what about this disgusts me most. That Newsweek would run with this without having the wheres/whats and therefore's ironed out (lapse of journalistic standards) or that they are so willing to believe such about the way their country operates that they think it okay to print such an allegation without substantive sourcing.

Both are distasteful, but together? There aren't words for my anger. Actually there are, but they are such as is not responsible to print. Which leads me to another point.

In all the discussions about blogs, blogging and bloggers, has anyone noted how many of our un-edited and non-fact-checked rantings have managed to get people killed or substantively damage the nation's reputation? Perhaps the big-boys are right; perhaps this kind of stuff is the purview of traditional media.

UPDATE: Jeff Jarvis has a similar take:

If the report had come from a source who had the balls to stand by what he said, if the alleged event had been witnessed, if it had been confirmed by independent authorities, I'm not sure what the imperative to report would have been: Why did we need to urgently know this? What public good is served? If it were absolutely true, that might be one matter but...

Given that none of those if's was true -- the informant did not have the balls, the event was not witnessed by a source, the event was not confirmed independently -- and given the knowledge that such a report could only be incendiary, then why report it except to play one of two games:

Show-off -- in which the journalist delights in knowing something no one else knows and wants to tell the world before everyone else does, even if it's not assuredly true.

Gotcha -- in which the reporter think he has exposed something somebody wanted to hide.
An incident such as this should force us to ask what the end result of journalism should be. Is it to expose anything we can expose? Is it to beat the other guy to tell you something you didn't know?


Or is it to tell the truth?

And if you don't know it to be true, is it reporting? If you rely on unnamed sources and unconfirmed reports, is it journalism?

Or as Glenn Reynolds put it, it's exactly what the journalists have been saying bloggers do all along.

[sigh]

UPDATE 2: Newsweek has retracted the story:

Newsweek magazine issued a retraction Monday of a May 9 report on the alleged desecration of the Quran at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Happy Birthday!

"Gumby is an icon," said Diane Gibson-Gray, 49, executive director of the Arts and Cultural Foundation of Antioch, which is sponsoring the monthlong exhibit. "He's a cultural icon that many of us grew up with. And there's another wave coming. There's a whole new generation that's going to embrace and love Gumby as much as I did."

Let us not forget Pokey, the pony-pal.

Idiocy alert!

WARNING: Reading this story may make you stupid!

For some Europeans, George Lucas' latest "Star Wars" film is invoking comparisons to today's political climate. Audiences viewing "Episode Three -- Revenge of the Sith" at the Cannes Film Festival are comparing the story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the dark side and the rise of an emperor through warmongering to President Bush's war on terrorism and the invasion of Iraq.

Love to see Sim dissect this with a dose of wit and Euro-understanding.

"What we're dealing with," indeed! No need to fear drowning in the pools-of-thought at Cannes.

This just in: Irony is ironic

You'll have to forgive the simplistic nature of this post. It's a sort of digression back to the ESPN ethos. At the same time, I think it also offers a little (very little) in the way of insight to the mindset there.

There is a palpable sense of distrust in- and antipathy towards the US Military and it's civilian overlords at the Department of Defense at the ESPN board. The members of the left there are vocal about their dislike for nearly all things military, their explanations about hating the war in Iraq but supporting the troops not withstanding.

One in particular appears to take great satisfaction in repeated proclamations that the US spends 27-times more on defense than any of the nations that we would consider 'enemies.' He falls off the tracks though when he tries then to argue that the $400 billion in defense appropriations can begin to address things like the unfunded liabilities that hang out there in Social Security land.

He and his ideological cohorts represent, in a microcosm, all the worst of the Daily Kos-Nation-reading-Chomsky-worshiping left. They, in fact, put the blue in Blue state.

So when I see this, I can only laugh. Just so I've got it right, lets review: you get your money-savings (less money in the hands of the military-industrial complex is always a good thing) and a smaller military but at the bottom line the bases of your idealogical thinking and power are the ones who have to take it on the chin.

Defense Department data show that "blue states," those that voted for Democrat Sen. John Kerry in the 2004 presidential election, are slated to lose a combined 24,289 military jobs while their "red state" counterparts, those states carried by President Bush, will gain nearly 12,000 jobs.

Rich. Truly rich!

Careful What You Wish For

Remember when....

I said it was "early?" Remember when I said Derek Lowe and Jose Valentin weren't as good as they were playing?

Looky, looky looky. Dogs have come back to Earth. Pads just finished a sweep of the Marlins and won 3 of 4 in St. Louis last week.

I'm back, baby.

Simian Re-Activation

Sorry, folks. The fishing lasted longer than expected. But we'll be back to regularly scheduled blogging over the next few days. Unfortunately, I've been pretty focused on the cash-money oriented world the last couple of weeks. I could give that up to Blog full-time, but then I'd have to appeal to....

...Viewers Like You.

And none of us wants that.

Where Charmaine leads, NRO follows

You've likely noticed that I've commented on more than one occasion about the question of women in combat. Without reading any of Charmaine's posts over at Reasoned Audacity, I would be ignorant of the issue altogether.

Today, the NRO Editors offer the following, Combating P.C. in the Military. It reads as a fine summary of what Charmaine has pointed out about the Army's policy allowing women in combat-support units and in close-proximity to potential combat situations.

Kudos to Charmaine for the work she's done to shine light on the situation. Given her shadowy ties to NRO's K-Lo, is it really surprising to see them taking up the cause?

Gonna get ugly

Just noticed this...the time has come for winning bragging rights. Sim and I go head-to-head this week in our shared fantasy league.

Perhaps we ought to lay down a few ground rules...

Putting out an APB

Has anyone seen the Simian Logician? Last I heard he was feigning something about his hectic lifestyle "getting in the way" of blogging.

Friday, May 13, 2005

An early introduction?

Mother Nature is expected to tip her hand over the weekend, giving us our first 100-degree day of the year. Ick!

Cheese and crackers go well with all that whining

Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) issued a challenge to Byron York in today's Huffington Post to back up his claims that there were in fact no voting irregularities in Ohio last November.

York apparently is nowhere to be found, but Conyers' absurd reasoning does not go unchallenged thanks to Trey Jackson at Jackson's Junction.

A common-sense and straight-forward take down of the Conyers-Lampley nonsense.

More from the Reality-Based community

Once upon a time, Republicans could run their smear campaigns with impunity. Now, we will go after those who plan those smears, those who abet them, and those who disseminate them.We will be quick, ruthless, and diligent.

We won't show mercy, because we haven't gotten any. We will play their game, and play it better. And we will prevail.

Why do people read this guy?

I'm not the only one!

A new sports blog explains the machinations of the fantasy-baseball mind:

That's what is so screwed up about fantasy sports. You end up rooting for hated rivals in order to rack up the points to attain bragging rights within a silly pointless fantasy league. Oh well, goes to explain my obsession.

Precisely. I've been a Dodger fan since 1974 and yet I'm getting annoyed when Giant pitcher Jason Schmidt goes on the DL?!

Up is down and down is up...

Republican Senator begging for primary loss

Senator Voinovich (R-OH) is asking to be booted from the Senate next time he comes up for re-election. Sadly for the residents of Ohio and other Republicans nation-wide, that is not until 2010.

From NRO's Beltway Buzz:

I spoke with George Voinovich’s office and they have confirmed that the senator intends to vote “no” on Bolton’s Senate floor vote.

When I asked if Voinovich will be lobbying anyone in the GOP caucus to vote “no” on Bolton, they directed me to this portion of Voinovich’s statement from yesterday’s hearing as an example of the message he will be conveying:

“If that goes to the floor, I would plead to my colleagues in the Senate to consider the decision and its consequences carefully, to read all the pertinent material — so often we get nominees and we don't spend the time to look into the background of the individual — and to ask themselves several questions.”

It's called party loyalty, Senator.

UPDATE: John Podhoretz posting at The Corner points out how some in the GOP are ahead of me on this:

...a senior staffer from the first Bush administration has informed me that of all Republican officials in the country, Voinovich was by the far the worst, most unpleasant, most difficult and most whiny. He was then the governor of Ohio, and he would send Bush 41 endless letters moaning about how he wasn't getting enough attention, Ohio wasn't getting enough, blah blah blah. His underlings, the staffer said, were equally impossible. "Who's going to primary this guy next time?" the staffer asked me. "'Cause there's a check I'd write in a minute." Judging from my e-mail over the past day, there's a lot of GOP folks who would be thrilled to support a Republican candidate for senate in Ohio who would take Voinovich on.

Two in Police custody

Phoenix police have two suspects in custody as of this morning in the shooting of police officer David Uribe.

Police early Friday arrested and booked two men on murder counts in the shooting death of a veteran Phoenix police officer. They were taken into custody Thursday after an intensive two-day manhunt ended at a quiet retirement community.

Apparently one of the suspects old roommates provided the two men a place to stay on Wednesday and ultimately dropped the men off at the community where they were found. The ex-roommate of suspect Chris Wilson then tipped the police as to the location of Wilson and the other suspect, Donald Delahanty:

Police were led to the retirement community by Wilson's ex-roommate, Piña said. That man told police he had allowed Wilson and Delahanty to stay at his father's house elsewhere in the Valley on Wednesday and that he had dropped them off at the mobile-home park early Thursday morning.

It's unclear also at this point as to what role a third man may have played on Tuesday: Police also believe that a third man was with Wilson and Delahanty in the car Uribe had pulled over, but his involvement in the slaying remained unclear. The man, identified only as "Johnny," turned himself in Thursday afternoon and was being questioned, Phoenix police Lt. Benny Piña said.

The grand irony in all this, as often is the case when thugs are finally faced-down, is that Wilson (the older of the two suspects) was ultimately fished-out from beneath a trailer by Police dogs and a SWAT team. Big guys with guns are happy to be so when they can ambush unsuspecting cops but they invariably hide like children from the boogeyman when the heat is on. The cop-killer's legacy.

The Worm turns

I have this on good authority from the Senate's reigning octogenarian, Robert Byrd (D-WV). A word of caution to Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN):

Don't Haman-ize the Senate!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

One subject, two views

Local Hispanic leaders had called upon Valley hispanics to observe a one-day boycott in Phoenix this past Tuesday. The effort was designed to be a response to measures in the state such as Proposition 200 passed in November of last year and requires presentation of proof-of-citizenship when you register to vote.

Additionally, the state legislature is considering additional measures that Hispanic leaders believe are unfairly targeting hispanic minorities. Measures would include provisions that disallow illegal immigrants from attending adult education classes or receiving child-care assistance. Others would force illegals to pay out-of-state tuition in the state university system, something the vast majority cannot afford.

Tuesday's proposed boycott of work and shopping activity were designed to make a statement about the impact that hispanics have 'in the market' here and to protest Prop 200 and these other legislative proposals. To what success?

Well, based on a quick read of the local paper that is up for debate. There were two pieces in yesterday's paper that attempted a quick post-mortem on the boycott. The first proclaimed that, "Organizers of an economic boycott asking Hispanics not to go to work or spend money on Tuesday say the day was a success, drawing thousands of people in support.

Although businesses around the Valley for the most part did not come to a stop, Hispanics gave up lunching out or shopping in support of the boycott.The boycott was a response to dozens of measures pending in the state Legislature that propose restrictions on undocumented immigrants.

Hispanics who could afford it or believed it was worth missing a day of pay showed up at rallies instead of work. "It couldn't have gone any better. It was more than I expected," said organizer Elias Bermudez, executive director of Centro de Ayuda (Center of Help), which assists immigrants in filling out immigration and tax documents."


The other says "A one-day economic boycott designed to keep Hispanics away from work and out of stores appeared to fizzle in Scottsdale on Tuesday. Representatives of golf courses, hotels and construction companies said their Hispanic workers turned up as usual."

I suppose it depends on who you're listening to and where they speak from. But I suppose also that there really is no clear way to measure it; these are all anecdotal pieces of evidence and not anything you can make clear-cut declarations about.

At the end of the day, I'm left wondering just how successful any boycott can really expect to be...

Health blogging

There's political blogs, there's sports blogs, there are aggregators, analyzers and advocaters. Sim and I are, at least at this point in time, what you'd call a general blog: guys who write about whatever strikes their fancy, whether it be baseball, Iraq, cultural-divides or who-knows-what else.

Well, now it's time for some health-blogging. My wife has been dealing with a number of issues in the last several months. None of them are overly serious or threatening, but combined they have proven very inconvenient and bothersome.

Today we finally took a concrete step toward resolving one of them. My wife has scheduled surgery for removal of her gall bladder for next Friday, May 20th. Any and all prayers are gratefully accepted!

Winning championships in obscurity

The alma-mater won it's 5th NCAA championship in Men's Volleyball on Saturday night. I made a point to stay up and watch the coverage on ESPN2 as it's not often you get the opportunity to watch your school win a national title.

I was struck-- even as I was while a student and on the receiving end of such drubbings-- at the stark difference between #1 and well...everybody else in this sport. In the eighties, while UCLA was winning many of it's 18 NCAA titles in Men's Volleyball they would routinely arrive at Firestone Fieldhouse ranked #1 while the host Waves were a perennial top-5 team. They would win every time, sometimes in just 3 or 4 games.

In 1985 and 1986 when Pepperdine also won the NCAA title, roles would be reversed and results would be very similar. For whatever reason, the cream of the crop in this sport--regardless of the year--is the cream of the crop and this year seemed no different.

As I watched the tv coverage I recalled the '85 title-match which I was fortunate enough to attend also at Pauley Pavilion. Beating the Bruins this year on their home court for the title was truly delicious and something I'll treasure for years.

This is the part where I, as a true fan of the school, should show my school pride by digitally-singing the fight song for you here. But I won't embarrass you or myself by quoting that seriously awkward and dorky lyric.

Officer Down

Phoenix police officer David Uribe was shot and killed after pulling over a car at the intersection of Cactus Rd. and 34th Avenue on Tuesday morning in what was characterized as a 'routine traffic stop' gone horribly bad. Police immediately began a search of the area and are still today engaged in a manhunt for the two suspects believed to have been driving that car.

When we moved here in 2002, we lived in an apartment at 31st Ave. and Thunderbird, only about a mile north and slightly west of where this incident occurred. Locally the area is 'named' for the MetroCenter mall located at Peoria & I-17. On the whole, the MetroCenter neighborhoods are nice.

Locally, they epitomize the concept of a middle-class neighborhood; homes date back to the 70's, they are nice as can be given their age; the families in the area work and most work hard and keep a good house. It's not as well off as the area we moved to, but it is nowhere near as troubled as other parts of town to it's south and west. These people have had their sensibilities shaken after David Uribe's murder:

"This is about the angriest I've ever heard people be. They feel like this is such nonsense, and it's so unbelievable and intolerable," said Sharon Knutson-Felix, executive director of the organization. "Their frustration and their anger has caused them to dip into their pockets, wanting in some way to offset the loss and the hurt for the Uribe family."

Sometimes you can't foresee the ways that a seemingly distant tragedy can reach you. As I've mentioned before, my wife is now a staff-member at our church, working in the pre-school office.

Officer Uribe was father and step-father to 7 children. Turns out that several of his step-children have been and are involved with North Pheonix's pre-school programs. In addition, the mother of one of my wife's coworkers works at the Cactus Park police precinct.

Before the shooting, Uribe had been checking license plates in an apartment complex parking lot. One plate came back stolen, and the dispatcher asked if Uribe was with that vehicle, Phoenix police Cmdr. Kim Humphrey said.Uribe told the dispatcher that the vehicle was being driven away and he was "trying to catch up with it to verify."

Police aren't sure if Uribe knew he had the right vehicle or if he was sure he had entered the license plate correctly when he stopped the car. Uribe notified dispatchers that he was going out with the vehicle and gave the plate number. There was no contact with him after that, Humphrey said.

She took that call. The North Phoenix Baptist family hurts with Officer Uribe's wife and children and friends. They are outraged just as residents of the MetroCenter neighborhoods are that this would happen.

Mavs wound Suns

That's the headline in the Republic this morning detailing last night's second-round Dallas-Phoenix match up. The Suns have avoided serious injury problems all season long, but will have to make a major adjustment after starting guard Joe Johnson was injured at the end of the first-half last night.

For the better part of the last week-and-a-half or so, XTRA morning-hosts Bickley and Jurecki have been alternating between the Championship Fever that most of the town has embraced and a voice-of-moderation. Yesterday for example, they took calls from fans who were already looking ahead to the Finals after Monday night's 25-point victory over the Mavericks. Never mind Dallas, and certainly never-mind the Spurs, we're going to the Finals!

As I tuned in this morning I expected to hear a slew of mournful wailing from fans who suddenly felt the bubble burst last night. I heard none of it. In fact, fans seemed even more confident about winning this series! At least the ones I heard.

Meanwhile Dan and MJ were trying desperately to be not just a voice-of-moderation but beyond that, a cold, hard does of reality; Johnson's loss has serious ramifications for this team and anyone not realizing that isn't using their head. From Paul Coro's Republic article this morning: Now, those constant fears surface: What happens to the Suns when one of the league's most potent starting five is lost? Phoenix heads back to Dallas all square at one game because they did not emerge from the locker room with the same passion they had in Game 1. They are tied because there was no stopping Michael Finley, especially without Johnson around to defend him in Finley's 20-point second half.

I'm still a Laker fan, have been since 1976 and will be, likely, until I die. I don't actively root for or against the Suns; for most of my time here they've been mediocre at best. I like this year's team and I agree with many that it would be a great thing for the sports-psyche of this town to see them win a championship.

The question is, beyond what this injury might or might not do to the club's fans, what does it do on the court? And can they make up the difference?

Stay tuned.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

I've had that meeting!

The Bookman's Blog is a recent start-up. The proprietor is Mr. Brian Hampton, an associate publisher of trade materials at Thomas Nelson publishers.

This post offers a myriad of good advice for those in corporate life!

I had to laugh when I read it. I was instantly taken back about 5 years to a time when I was required to sit in on 7:00 AM sales meetings once-a-week. One day I'm so tired that I am literally falling asleep in my chair.

Until I hear vaguely the conversation turn to one of my hot-button issues at which point I spring to life, fervently making my point and stressing just how helpful this will be if you silly sales people will just get on board!

And then its back to napping...

Inside Abu Ghraib

Charmaine blogs, yet again, on the women in combat issue. On which, I might add, she's doing a fine job!

This time around, the post centers around the tangential issue of the NY Times piece reviewing some of the details around the relationships of Lyndie England, Charles Graner and his new-wife, Megan Ambuhl while each were serving at Abu Ghraib.

I contemplated a post on this but as I read what Charmaine had to say I understood immediately why I didn't write it. Her understanding of what would motivate England to do what she did given the circumstances that the Times describes, would have escaped me; writing as I'm forced to as a man.

Charmaine's conclusions are simple, and in this case that is a good thing. You don't need vast amounts of policy experience and expertise to reach these conclusions, you only need to understand basic human nature. From a woman's perspective.

Two reasons. First, any time women in combat comes up, supporters scoff at the argument that fraternization is a problem. But the question has to be raised: the "abracadabra" syndrome is rooted in the wildly skewed female-male ratio on deployment. If it's a challenge in a secure rear-area, how much more so when the going gets really tough? Do we want those kind of complications when lives are on the line?

Second, we also often hear denials that sexual relationships among colleagues causes "complications." Turn a blind eye, live and let live.

But then you get Abu Ghraib. Even without the prisoner abuses, the NYT article highlights the discipline problems that arose with England, Graner and Ambuhl having multiple partners in the unit and sneaking around to have sex.

Not to mention Lynndie's pregnancy which resulted in her being sent home. SOP. Non-deployable. From a military readiness perspective, she's a "casualty." Friendly fire.

And there's not a woman alive who doesn't read this story without understanding instantly the formerly incomprehensible actions Lynndie England took that embarrassed our nation at Abu Ghraib. She was competing to keep him; she did it to hold on to him, the father of her child.

That's why it matters.

The Pitchers Gambit

That's what I called my keeper strategy this year. I'm officially declaring it a disaster.

My staff includes Randy Johnson, Tim Hudson and Jason Schmidt. As of this date, my team is led in wins by Derrick Turnbow, RP-Milwaukee Brewers, with 4.

Who? You know, Derrick Turnbow. The guy the Angels cut last year and who has never closed a game in his life before April 24, 2005.


As of this date there are only two teams with worse team-ERA and WHIP numbers. Yes, I said "worse."

And I was greeted with this news first thing this morning. Giants Ace Jason Schmidt is on the 15-day DL with a bum shoulder.

On the bright side, maybe my ERA and WHIP numbers will improve.


[sigh]

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Of Local Dis-interest

As one who use to flush 15-hours a week down a hole, I just can't get exercised about what Phoenix perceives as it's traffic issues.

Gridlock continues to plague Valley commuters, with the average motorist spending 49 hours stuck in traffic during 2003, according to a national congestion report released Monday.

The print-edition of the story had a pretty little bar graph that illustrated the findings fairly clearly. As opposed to the quote above; in Phoenix people are spending only 13 hours a year stuck in "gridlock." The remaining 36 hours refer to the poor folks in Tucson stuck on I-10 with only two lanes in both directions through town. And it's the primary freeway artery through the city.

Fifteen years ago, my commute in L.A. was just as far (12 miles, door-to-door) and used to take me twice as long (50-55 minutes vs. 20-25 minutes). At a minimum.

Now, none of what I say about this is meant to demean the fair citizens of my city or any of their concerns. Rather, I'd like to think of it as offering some perspective.

ADOT will soon embark on the first five-year phase of the 20-year Maricopa County Regional Transportation Plan, approved by voters in November as Proposition 400, which will add lanes and capacity to Valley freeways as well as build highways, Nintzel said.

This is important because should it not happen, given the Valley's current and projected growth, the situation would become intolerable in the not-too-distant future. But enough with the "sky is falling," rhetoric.

Take it from a guy who used to drop a minimum of 15-hours a week to this nonsense; 13 hours a year is not the end of the world!

Yet another reason to hate Fantasy Baseball

"Welcome to Coors Field. Come again!"

I saw it on the schedule and it's one of those things you can see coming a mile away. Coors is a joke, and why I'd think that Tim Hudson (especially in his first visit) would fare better than any other poor slob forced to pitch in that hell-hole escapes me, even in hindsight.

I think I was too frustrated about my performance to even care.

Why it's good to be a follower

Motorola is working on a High-def TV system that is technologically superior to current offerings and cheaper to produce:

Motorola Inc. scientists are coming even closer to the day when big-screen, high-definition televisions can be made for under $400.
The high-tech giant said Monday that its scientists in Tempe and Schaumburg, Ill., have produced a 5-inch prototype of an innovative screen that is bright and vivid enough to watch full-color movies on.

The new screens could have higher quality and much lower prices than the trendy flat-panel TVs available today, the company said.

In marketing we use terms to describe certain behaviors of the purchasing public. Folks who are first to buy and use new technology/products are often referred to as Innovators. These are the folks who buy the latest gizmo the day it hits the market.

As you can see from the graph, the majority of buyers are Early- or Late majority consumers. They make purchases of technology and products after they've established themselves in the market. The most notable difference between Innovators and other groups is risk. Early adoption can mean spending money on something that does not catch on or whose life-cycle is abnormally short, leading you to further expense down the line (read up on the history of VCR's and specifically the fight between Beta & VHS for the perfect example). Invariably, those who purchase later usually end up buying better technology for less money than those who purchase initially.

My wife and I fall somewhere in one of these two groupings. Frankly, it depends on the product. For instance, we bought a flat-screen TV earlier this year for a scant $100 or so dollars. A far cry from the near-$600 it would have cost us had we bought when we first considered the idea four years ago.

So what behooves us to sit tight for the next-next-generation of High-Def TV systems? As stated above, better technology for less:

"This technology is going to go way beyond such things as displays," Jaskie said. "We hope it will expand like transistors did years ago."

It would cost TV makers less than $400 to make a set with a 42-inch NED panel, according to DisplaySearch, a Texas research firm.

My Dogs aren't quite this Smart

A newborn baby abandoned in a Kenyan forest was saved by a stray dog who apparently carried her across a busy road and through a barbed wire fence to a shed where the infant was discovered nestled with a litter of puppies, witnesses said Monday.

This dog and it's litter had been living near the home of the family that later found the child. The den, turns out, was behind a small wood building near the Mwalimu's home. The child's cries brought two older children over in curiosity to discover the abandoned infant:

The baby was found after two children reported hearing an infant's cries near their wood and metal shack."I followed them outside, and we started looking around the compound and a nearby plot," said Mary Adhiambo, the children's mother.

They eventually found the tan mixed-breed dog lying protectively with a puppy beside the mud-splattered baby wrapped in a torn black shirt, Adhiambo said. The dog has no name, residents said.

My Dogs have names but nowhere near the same protective instincts as mama did. 'Course neither of them have been/are mothers but still. They're smart, but not that smart.

Sure are cute though...

"I punched Sadaam in the mouth."

Heh. (Hat tip: Lt. Smash)

"I began cussing at him, calling him a mother**cker, a son-of-a-bitch -- you name it. I told him I was Shiite from the south and was part of the revolution against him in 1991. I said he murdered my uncles and cousins. He imprisoned my father.

"All these years of anger, I couldn't stop. I tried to say the worst things I could. I told him if he were a real man he would have killed himself. I asked him: 'Why are you living in that dirty little hole, you bastard? You are a rat. Your father is a rat.'"

In Arabic, Saddam told Samir to shut up. And when Saddam called him a traitor, an enraged Samir silenced his prisoner with a flurry of quick jabs to the face.

"I punched Saddam in the mouth."

As is usual for the "alternative" papers (read: freebies), the article is full of frank and colorful statements not dissimilar from the one quoted above which I've tried to soften. If you care about such things, read on at your own peril!

Monday, May 09, 2005

Cuts Like a Knife

The CD changer in the Ford isn't working properly and hasn't since I had it detailed, inside and out after Cassie's trip to the ER. We're stuck with the radio or one of several-dozen cassettes that have been hiding in the trunk.

Today I tired of the radio and went hunting to see what exactly was in the trunk, it's been so long. With no recollection of what exactly was stored away in these cases, I stumbled across this; endearingly cheesy 80's-rocker Bryan Adams' breakthrough album. Nothing says "cheese" more than that cover photo.

Yet whenever I hear that title cut, I'm obliged to turn it up and crank it. It is the nascent predecessor (the sound that characterized Adams for the first part of his career was born on this album and continued on in- and beyond- Reckless) to Adams' single-greatest tune, Summer of '69; a driving melody with tragically simple lyrics. Twenty-two years later it is a guilty pleasure; at the time it epitomized early-80's rock music. If you listened to rock-and-roll in the tradition of your older-siblings 70's classics, you knew this album.

In 1983 MTV was more interested in music videos than reality-TV. That summer everybody knew this song because everybody knew the video. At least me and the other 17-year old guys knew it...and it was always about the girl on the diving board.

Well, that and the writing:

I took it all for granted
But how was I to know
That you'd be letting go

Now it cuts like a knife
But it feels so right
It cuts like a knife
But it feels so right

What cuts is the realization that the Summer of '83, when I engaged in all the typical hijinks of the type you do while you kill time between High School and college is 22-years ago. What cuts is the realization that what you thought was weighty simply was not. While it is some consolation that the real difference between then and now lies in the difference between adolescence and maturity, it still feels somehow that something is lost.

I took it all for granted
But how was I to know
That you'd be letting go

Now it cuts like a knife

Here's to the 17-year old who thought he knew the first thing about life. It was nice seeing you again kid!

The lawless West

Life in the Wild Wild West was never this exciting! 20 Phoenix-area banks have been robbed in the last 17 days.

The FBI and local police think that as many as a dozen of the robberies are connected, based on similarities in how they were carried out. Investigators suspect two men in their late teens or early 20s might be working together, crisscrossing the Valley to hold up banks in Phoenix, Tempe, Scottsdale, Chandler and Peoria. The pair may be alternating roles as robber and getaway driver, police said. Sometimes, they have robbed several banks a day. Each time, a man waits in line and then thrusts a "threatening" hand-written note on white paper at a teller. The note says he has a weapon and demands money, according to the FBI.

The police aren't entirely sure how to proceed, either. Seems the usual trends don't apply:

The task is difficult though; many of the common bank robbery trends don't fit.

Some investigators say robberies become frequent when money is tight, especially around Christmas or the end of the month. They also sometimes see an increase in the summer, or on Friday evenings.

"They have the false belief that people are cashing paychecks so there's more money in the bank" on Fridays, the FBI's Leising said. But none of the potentially connected robberies has happened on a Friday, Leising pointed out. And it's not yet summer or Christmas, although some robberies did happen around the end of the month.

Yet their motive is clear: "Basically, it turns into easy money for these guys," Burgett said. "It gets addicting. But eventually we're able to catch up with them."

May need to git me a six-shooter just in case!

Did I miss it?

All the front-page stories about agreement on filling the final ministerial openings in the Iraqi government, that is.

Just when you thought the '70s were over!

Wallpaper makes a comeback! Oy...

If you just can't get enough, head over to Lileks and preview Interior Desecrations. Then go to the store and buy a copy!

Advice to Senate Republicans

From Roll Call today (Hat tip: The Corner):

A bipartisan coalition of Senators believe it is close to a deal that would avert the looming showdown between Republicans and Democrats over judicial filibusters.

The potential deal, spearheaded by Sens. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) and Ben Nelson (D-Neb.), would involve at least a half-dozen Senators from each party signing a letter or memorandum of understanding that signals how they would proceed to vote on all matters related to judicial nominations.

The six Senate Republicans would commit to opposing the so-called nuclear option to end judicial filibusters, which would leave GOP leaders short of the 50 votes they need to execute the parliamentary move to abolish the procedure. In exchange, the six Senate Democrats would pledge to allow votes on four of the seven circuit court nominees who were already filibustered in the 108th Congress and have been renominated.

Perhaps more importantly, the six Democrats would pledge to vote for cloture to end filibuster attempts on all other judicial nominees named by President Bush, including Supreme Court picks, except in “extreme circumstances,” according to a senior aide familiar with the discussions. The aide familiar with the discussions declined to say which four circuit court nominees would be approved.

“It’s very close,” the aide said of the deal, requesting anonymity. The precarious deal — which would last at least through the 2006 elections — still hasn’t been finalized, and neither side would reveal who was a party to it.

The agreement would not require a single vote to be cast for it to be executed. As long as each side has at least six Senators willing to uphold it, Senate Republicans would be unable to carry out the nuclear option and Senate Democrats would be unable to execute a successful filibuster.

If Frist wanted to, he could still force a vote on the parliamentary move to end the filibuster — something he is widely expected to do sometime this month — but it would face certain defeat if the six Republicans held strong.

Nelson and Lott were both traveling late last week and were not available to comment on the potential deal.

The advice part? You'd be better served by literally cutting off your nose to spite your face rather than run with this "agreement." At least then your base won't resent you.

Do this, however, and you will suffer at the hands of those who put you there. Of that you can be assured.

As Kathryn Jean opines at the end of her post, what exactly is the point to winning a majority if you won't act like it? For the first time in my life I'm at the point of saying "A pox on both your houses!," and washing my hands of both major parties.

Unreal. If I wanted the Senate to act like it was run by Democrats, I would vote for Democrats.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Happy Mother's Day

Pat Hogue

Born: March 7, 1941
Died: October 25, 1992

Born Patricia Jean Sennewald in Ann Arbor, Michigan to my grandfather Fred Sennewald and his wife Josephine. Youngest of three siblings born in that marriage, and youngest of 5 children born to Fred.

My mom was just a small girl when Josephine was killed in a car accident. The woman she would grow up knowing as 'Mother' was really her aunt (Josephine's sister) Mary.

Life threw another wrinkle at her when at age 7 she was diagnosed with Diabetes Mellitus after falling into a diabetic coma. She would learn to live with the disease and work to build a life for herself in spite of it.

She married my father in April, 1961 barely a month past her 20th birthday. Nearly five years and much frustration and apprehension later, her only son was born a short four days before Christmas 1965.

Her life and that of my father's as well changed forever in 1976 when both met Christ. Over the next 16 years she would become more and more a reflection of Him and it is that woman, that mother that I remember most and best when I think of her.

The joyous smile, the encouraging words and foremost, the example of grace as she lived with a disease that slowly and maliciously ate at her body. Those are my lasting memories.

My mother spent near the entire last decade of her life fighting the complications of her disease. She grew up in a time, and was treated as such, when the prevailing wisdom in treating Diabetes was simply to keep the patient out of coma, balance blood glucose as best as possible and know that the complications that were well known were simply inevitable; a view that has been disproved in the last 15 years.

In that decade she contended with eye surgery, renal shut-down and even neuropathy and amputations. After 44 years, she finally succumbed to a heart-attack at home one Sunday night.

While not nearly as difficult as in the years right after, I still even after a dozen times struggle on this day. It doesn't bring the same pain or intense sadness as it did those early years, but now the sense of loss is deeper. I'm more aware of the things that she has missed and that I cannot share with her here.

I miss my mom.

I am an extremist!

It must be true, Chuckie said so.

Senator Schumer (D-NY) was on Fox News Sunday again this morning. As per usual, he was rather liberal with his rhetoric--more of the same talk about right-wing extremism and how Christian's want to take over the world, yadda yadda yadda.

This time the target was Pat Robertson for comments recently equating judges to terrorists. Or so says Chuck. The specific quote in my reading at least, doesn't even come close to what the Senator says it does but why should that get in the way of a good sound-bite?

I swear, I wanted to reach the television and slap the man. That is how tired I am of being mis-characterized and insulted by people who ostensibly lead and govern me. I am not even close to being an extremist. About anything. But I swear, if I continue to be insulted and mocked for what I believe I just may become one...

Friday, May 06, 2005

Did you know? I didn't know!

From today's Arizona Republic:

Days after a frightening incident at a popular northwest Phoenix amusement park, at least two Arizona legislators are considering pushing for state-mandated safety inspections of thrill rides. Their interest in regulating the attractions comes as Gov. Janet Napolitano approved a $3 billion venture to open two large-scale amusement parks in west Phoenix and Williams. But, because Arizona is one of fewer than a dozen states that do not require inspections of amusement rides, safety at the new parks would not be monitored by any state regulatory agency.

I did not know that. Probably wouldn't have kept me off the roller coaster at Castles-n-Coasters, but still! Deep in the piece we come to find out why:

Arizona legislators could not explain the lack of regulations, saying Castles N' Coasters in northwest Phoenix has been the only permanent theme park in the state and that laws would have been passed solely for that facility.

Which of course makes sense. Seems unreasonable to write legislation that only applies to one single entity in the entire state. Especially when said entity takes the intended step on its own.

With the expected development of the two new parks in the state, the expectation that the state will/should regulate safety is more reasonable.

Baseball local style

The Diamondbacks seem resigned to losing last-years top pick, Stephen Drew.

AKA, the always-accommodating Scott Boras strikes again!

"We've made what we believe is the best offer we know how to make," Kendrick said of a five-year deal, potentially worth $7.5 million, which was presented to Drew and his agent, Scott Boras, last month. '' . . . We're not in position to do anything more than we've done. We've gone as far as we think is reasonable in terms of our circumstances and the value of any drafted player."

Jonah and his nuggets of insight

Jonah strikes again. This time in discussion of the eminent George Will's column from earlier in the week:

But I think Will also misses the mark in a couple spots. His evidence that religion is thriving in America -- Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ," the Left Behind books, etc -- potent as it is, is not evidence that anti-Christian sentiment is declining. Indeed, it seems more logical to me that anti-Christian sentiment is rising precisely because Christians are asserting themselves more and that terrifies some people and annoys others.

Jonah's sometimes-NRO colleague Jed Babbin was filling in for Laura Ingraham this morning. I caught part of his conversation with OpinionJournal.com's editor James Taranto as they discussed Taranto's piece on the oft-condemned 'religious right.' James sums the whole critical argument among the left as cynics talking to paranoids. The cynics don't really care and just join in because they think they can gain something, while the paranoids are afraid.

Meanwhile, both forget that in a society like ours there is no good reason to disqualify religious citizens from involvement in the political process. Just as there is no good reason to disqualify the proponents of the left's values.

The evils of office dating

"It's too bad we share a cubicle. Otherwise I'd date you."

Of Local Interest

The Governor and Republican legislature reach a budget agreement. At first blush, it seems that Janet got slightly more of what she wanted than did state Republicans but all in all this seems a compromise that both can be happy with.

On a completely different note, this is the kind of thing that will make her hard to beat next year. And they wonder why nobody wants to run against her...

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Goldberg v. Sullivan: Response

Sure enough, Paul, I am a Sullivan fan. However, my loyalty does not follow Sully into every sphere. And this is one instance where I do not quite agree with Andrew.

Let me begin by saying, that as a long time reader of Andrew's blog, I know from whence this position sprang. It comes as no surprise. It also seems to me quite clear that the Republicans inappropriately used gay marriage and homosexuality as a divisive issue in the last campaign. And they leveraged it with some success. While the subject of gay marriage is rightly controversial and there are reasonable arguments on both sides, it should not a) have been a core issue in the campaign (like re-fighting the Vietnam War), and b) been a litmus test for anyone.

I do believe that there is a rabid minority of fundamentalist "Christians" who abhor and callously demonize homosexuals. However, in my lexicon, they do not fit the definition of true Christians because through their attacks they disregard the most important teachings of Christ. Nonetheless, they profess those loyalties. These folks are not representative of most Christians, nor are they representative of fundamentalist Christians who passively disapprove of homosexuality and gay marriage. It's one thing to disapprove. It's quite another to attack, marginalize and demonize for political gain. In my opinion, this is the inherent logical contradiction of the "culture crusades." Again, there is nothing wrong with opposing gay marriage. It is a reasonable point of view for a number of reasons, but to abandon your asserted religious values to repudiate the human worth of those who share a different lifestyle or world view is basic hypocrisy in my eyes.

There is a contemporary example which helps further the point. In a similar vein, one could argue that while Osama's legions are, in fact, Muslims, they are not true Muslims in the sense that they have so codified and / or distorted the teachings of their religion as to deprive it of all oxygen, and hence, reason. Oxygen deprivation has not spurred Christianity to its greatest heights. Nor has it spurred Islam's. The vast majority of both flocks are peaceful, reasonable people who are far less concerned about their neighbor’s proclivities than their own. Muslims who disapprove of the existence of Israel or the debauchery of the United States are certainly welcome to their opinions. But to demonize or indiscriminately slaughter those with whom you disagree is to abandon the basic teachings of Muhammad.

Back to Sullivan. For a variety of reasons, he now finds himself a receding conservative. Ironic, since his good friend Christopher Hitchens (with whom I philosophically have more in common than Sullivan) continues his strange, tortured pilgrimmage to the right. However, in light of Bush's attack on gays during the last election cycle, profligate deficit spending and the seemingly unquestioned assimilation of torture into America's GWOT bag of trix, it seems that Sullivan feels largely betrayed and dismayed by his Party. In these respects, I generally and genuinely share his concerns.

However, Goldberg hits the nail on the head in points 2 and 3. I tend to agree that Sullivan's homosexuality gives him a jaundiced view of the subject matter at hand. Sullivan felt absolutely betrayed by the way Republicans played the homosexuality issue in the ’04 election and he had every right to. No one had been more supportive of Bush's foreign policy than Sullivan. Moreover, his disdain for the choice of Pope Benedict XVI , seems to up the ante for the Catholic Sullivan and to encourage him to believe that he and his “tribe” are very much under attack. And by his own Party, no less. So in some sense, there is justification for this concern.

However, you simply cannot paint Christian fundamentalists (even the rabid ones) with the same brush as those who wage jihad. The use of violence and the aim of mass death simply does not appear on the radar in this country when it comes to fundamentalist Christians and homosexuals. In fact, the closest linkages would not be on the issue of homosexuality, but rather, on the issues of abortion and the broad expanse of 'government encroachment.' In the latter case, the linkage to religious fundamentalism is at least debatable. The attacks of which Sullivan speaks are symbolic, rhetorical and sometimes legalistic, but not generally physical and indiscriminate. That doesn’t make them any less real, nor does it give us reason to be unconcerned. But it certainly raises questions as to how one could even attempt to compare the two. In my opinion, Sullivan is leveraging his “celebrity” to give voice to his cause. While there is no shame in that, it doesn’t mean that we should blindly accept the rhetorical flourishes.

Meanwhile, I sincerely hope that Andrew Sullivan continues to fight the good fight against America’s new-found friend, torture. It is a stain on the integrity of this nation that we are now in the rendition and torture business. Religious fundamentalists who demonize gays by abandoning their principles and values do not defend Christendom. They debase it. Similarly, Terror Warriors who abandon the basic tenets of our democracy in the pursuit of the bad guys do not protect America, they pervert and besmirch the values we hold most dear.

A test of corporate blogging?

GM, and Ford for that matter, takes a hit today:

Standard & Poor's Ratings Services cut its corporate credit ratings to junk status for both General Motors Corp. (GM) and Ford Motor Co. (F), a significant blow that will increase borrowing costs and limit fund-raising options for the nation's two biggest automakers.
Shares of both companies fell 5 percent or more after Thursday's downgrades, and the news sent the overall market lower.


The decision by one of the nation's most respected ratings agencies comes as the two iconic American automakers are losing market share at home to Asian automakers, seeing sales soften for their most profitable models and are facing enormous health care and post-retirement liabilities.

The credit ratings agency said its downgrade of GM's long-term rating below investment-grade status reflects its conclusion that management's current strategies may not be effective in dealing with the automaker's competitive disadvantages.

GM Vice-chairman Bob Lutz as well as other executives at the firm have been blogging since January. Plenty of discussions about auto-shows, new product and the occasional business matter.

This represents a golden opportunity for GM to affect the PR fight, directly. Go to the shareholders Mr. Lutz, go to them!

Moral idiocy as a legacy

You have to see it to believe it.

It is a blunt assessment, and frankly not a kind one. But he is a moral idiot. After reading that thread, there is no misunderstanding it.

The lurid-underbelly of College

Or something like that.

High school counselors can do a great job of helping you get into college, but what if you get there and your roommate is a nudist or a slob? What if the classes are harder than you thought, and the food is worse than you imagined?

Or in my case, a smoker. Of cigarettes as well as certain other things. To the point that I couldn't stand to use my towel after a shower because it had absorbed the previous day's noxious fumes.

Ah, the memories!

Goldberg v. Sullivan, Round 2

Jonah posts another response to Sullivan this morning. Makes me wish that he hadn't been in such a hurry. But anyway...

Sullivan responds to Goldberg's post from yesterday with: I wrote "Christian fundamentalism" not Christianity; and I wrote "open and proud homosexuality", not just homosexuality. I completely agree that the murderous threat of Islamist fundamentalism is far graver than the threat of Christian fundamentalism. (Although it's worth noting that America's recent domestic terrorism has come from the extreme right, and that Erik Rudolph, a Christian fundamentalist terrorist, specifically targeted gays for murder.) But I also believe that the war against Islamic fundamentalism is indeed linked to the struggle against similar extremists within Christianity. We are in a global war for secular society, in which the search for religious truth is and must be protected but religious truth is not and must not be the basis of a political order. The external enemies of such secularism are far worse than the internal ones. But their ultimate mindset remains the same. It has always struck me as odd that some of those most opposed to Islamist fundamentalism are completely untroubled by the Christian variety. Or maybe Hitch and I are the only ones to see a connection.

"The external enemies of such secularism are far worse than the internal ones." I'm with you so far.

"But their ultimate mindset remains the same." Huh? First off, what is the mindset that he refers to? Secondly, why no elaboration as to exactly how the mindset is similar to what fuels Islamic fundamentalism?

"It has always struck me as odd that some of those most opposed to Islamist fundamentalism are completely untroubled by the Christian variety." Why? As Sim so articulately states, the comparison between the two is nonsensical and should be obvious to anyone who spends more than a minute looking at the question.

Can Andrew point us to pastorates that celebrate and encourage the handi-work of such as Erik Rudolph? How many of the James Dobson's and Ralph Reed's stand in their leadership capacity and condone such acts? None. Zero. Nil.

While on the other-hand Wahabbist mosques proudly and loudly promote the kind of violent means-to-an-end that even Andrew decries. Yet Christian fundamentalists, at the end of the day, are just as dangerous?

"Or maybe Hitch and I are the only ones to see a connection." Apparently so.

Anna K K's Giles?

Don't even get me started on the Padres' trade of Oliver Perez, last season's Rookie of the Year, Jason Bay and minor leaguer Corey Stewart in exhange for an on-the-decline Brian Giles. I didn't dig it at the time, and I sure don't dig it now. But Tim Sullivan of the San Diego Union Tribune believes that the much-celebrated Anna Kournikova grope session may have vexed the Padre "slugger" to such an extent that he's in an 0-for-May tailspin.

I'd like to think that's what it is. But watch the guy for a year an a half. Foul pops. Weak grounders and pops to first? So sick of it.

Combat awards for women

Charmaine has another post on the Pentagon's move toward women in combat. This one is rather amazing. And proof that sometimes the best place to hide something is, in fact, in the most conspicuous of places:

The Army announced today that it will be issuing a new "Combat Action Badge."

Even though women aren't being deployed in combat per se. This apparently is just for the fortunate ones who find themselves in combat areas on accident. Or something like that.

Charmaine continues: Wait one -- there are some really subtle points that need to be made about this decision. I support our women in uniform. And, surely our support goes to the women who have come under fire in Iraq. This really isn't about them.


The issue is the policy decisions being made, and some that are studiously not being made, that are putting an increasing number of women in harm's way. Deliberately. The badge merely comes after as a way of presenting the fait accompli.

This is a case study on path dependence.

A further quote from the Post story helps illustrate my point:


"The badge is the first non-medical combat distinction to honor women who are caught in battle during U.S. wars, largely because women are not assigned to frontline combat duties."

Read that carefully. Women are being "caught in battle" because they are being assigned near where battle can, might, will happen. It's that simple.


At the announcement of the new badge, Schoomaker said: “Warfare is still a human endeavor. Our intent is to recognize Soldiers who demonstrate and live the Warrior Ethos.” The Band of Brothers now includes your Sister.

Indeed. Sadly so.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Just what the argument is about

All the hubbub about judicial filibusters. What is it about? This.

Why mainline denominations are dying

Episcopal Bishop John Shelby Spong is being interviewed on the Michael Medved show this afternoon. I'm sitting here listening to him discuss his most recent book and am left shaking my head.

These biblical texts, according to Spong, are not the incontrovertible Word of God, but flawed human responses to perceived threats. An incendiary example of this is Spong's assertion that Paul was a closeted gay man whose anti-gay statements were motivated by little more than his own self-loathing. Spong does not stop there; in the course of the book he suggests that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married; that none of the supernatural events described in the Bible took place (including the resurrection); and that theism itself is a misunderstanding of God.

As an aside, this very hour Bishop Spong referred to some sort of "other Resurrection-event" as opposed to the traditional resurrection story that hasn't changed in the course of 2000 years. I wish Michael or a caller would press him to describe what exactly he is referring too.

As to my main point, churches with leadership like this can't help but shrink. Meanwhile, the pastorates where men are standing in the pulpit and preaching truth as delineated in the Word are growing like weeds.

2 Timothy 4:3:

3For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.

Goldberg v. Sullivan

Sim, unless I'm mistaken, can be considered a fan of Andrew Sullivan. If I had to guess, and he and I have never talked fully about this (which doesn't really have anything to do with anything), Sim might consider his position on social issues more in-line with the views of Sullivan than say yours truly. And that is fine.

So I post this digital-conversation from The Corner wondering exactly what Sim might say about it. Sort of a conversation starter...

Andrew Sullivan writes:
Hatred of open and proud homosexuals is intrinsic to Islamist fundamentalism, as it is to Christian fundamentalism. The struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad.

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I'm sorry. But:

1. Even if hatred of homosexuality were intrinsic to Islamist and Christian fundamentalism, the fight against Islamic fundamentalism isn't about homosexuality. It's just not and no matter how much you care about the issue, it won't ever be.

2. Islamic fundamentalism and Christian fundamentalism aren't the same thing. They can both be "bad" but that doesn't mean they are the same. Depending on what you mean by Christian fundamentalism, I don't think it's bad. I certainly don't think it's bad if you go by Andrew's expansive use of the phrase. But even if I did, I would recognize some important differences between the two. Like: Christian fundamentalists have not constructed a grand theological construct to justify mass murder in the modern era. No followers of Jerry Falwell are suicide bombers. This is not a minor distinction. Christian fundamentalism gave birth to the Protestant reformation, individual liberty, the American nation, the modern American university, and the like. This is not a minor distinction either.

3. Writing things like this makes it nearly impossible to defend Sullivan from the charge that he lets homosexuality color his perceptions of every other argument and issue.

Addendum: It occurs to me that a charitable explanation of Sullivan's statement is that he's trying to persuade liberals -- gay or otherwise -- to understand the threat from Islamic fundamentalism in terms they can appreciate. Alas, Andrew's recent diatribes against fundamentalism don't really jibe with this interpretation. And, besides that wouldn't absolve the slander or inaccuracy.

Obligatory Sports Post

Wife and I got invited to last night's Diamondback-Giant game by friends. She was the recipient of management's season-seats and offered a pair to us. Didn't even have to think about it; who would refuse freebies on the field?

Notes in no specific order:

-Jason Ellison is a train-wreck in the outfield. SF my like his bat, and I can see why, but my Lord! It's like watching David Justice or Ron Gant trying to flag down deep fly balls but worse. Ellison butchered Louis Terrerro's double to right center in the bottom of the 2nd. He and Alou had to play it off the fence and it took two swipes for Ellison to come up with the ball cleanly. Thankfully for Reuter, C Chris Snyder popped out to Matheny and P Brad Halsey hit a weak grounder to end the inning.

-There's a reason Omar Vizquel is considered one of the best defensive short-stops of the last decade. Three diving stops, all resulting in outs. He saved the best for last: he snagged Snyder's grounder but could only get up on one knee. Still made the throw accurately and in time.

-Drunk fans are no fun.

Theocracy, Jihad and Separation of Church and State. Oh my!

The Blogfather links to a great piece today entitled When Columnists cry 'Jihad!' Authored by former NY Times report John McCandish Phillips, the piece examines the recent onslaught of hysterical criticism aimed at the 'Christian right' by editorial elites.

Phillips comes at the problem from a perspective quite different than anyone else I've seen discussing the issue. In the process, he documents certain 'uncomfortable facts' for said elites about who we are and where we came from as a nation.

The fact is that our founders did not give us a nation frightened by the apparition of the Deity lurking about in our most central places. On Sept. 25, 1789, the text of what was later adopted as the First Amendment was passed by both houses of Congress, and subsequently sent to the states for ratification. On that same day , the gentlemen in the House who had acted to give us that invaluable text took another action: They passed a resolution asking President George Washington to declare a national day of thanksgiving to no less a perceived eminence than almighty God.

That's president , that's national, that's official and, alas, my doubting hearties, it's God -- all wrapped up in a federal action by those who knew what they meant by the non-establishment clause and saw their request as standing at not the slightest variance from it.

Which brings me to this post by Michael over at Christian Conservative. Michael has a creative imagination and many of his posts express his frustration, stupefication and all his other reactions to our modern society with said creativity and a dash of good humor. This was no different. Here Michael takes a crack at writing a sequel to Lewis' The Screwtape Letters.

According to your most recent report, your current patient has been studying more of his cultures history and yet you appear encouraged! “Perhaps,” as you wrote, “he might find something ugly about his country and hate it more.”

Sounds an awful lot like the editorial firm of Dowd, Cohen and Krugman. Wormwood's client is seemingly just as enthralled with the notion of 'separation of church and state' as any D.C. or NY columnist:

The first reaction we like is this business about a “separation of Church and State.” The words are almost a magic spell. Our friends who use it are free to dismiss any law, action, feeling, or work if there can be a relationship formed between religion and State. And most importantly, these words end the debate in the mind of the individual when he says them to himself. In some cases even long held secular laws which happen to agree with religious ones are also despised. If the enemy’s work is alive in any institution which receives State support no matter how far removed, it can now be stopped short because of this powerful dogma. Also it somewhat suggests the church is an infectious and deadly virus, and moreover by contrast displays their corrupt State as pure and good dependent upon its detachment from religion!

Of course thats not limited to just Dowd and the like. I've been victim of it myself. None of those who cast such aspersions seem willing or able to address the small fact that Screwtape himself concedes:

Granted we must still conceal why the State exempts Church land from taxation as a means to promote church outreach to citizens and the State, but we will discuss that in more detail later.

The second reaction is “religion is evil.” This thought however must not be dealt with too deeply, it merely serves as a means to disengage a persons intellect when they say it. We have a few convenient failures of religion past and current which serve as a basis for this claim, but I urge you my dear Wormwood that we must not let this thought be cross examined else the success of religion and the failures of secularism be introduced into the mind and brought to light. Our own fruit can be counted on one hand, but the enemies in ten thousand as his book is in many homes and hearts. There are many things evil indeed, but as long as our enemy’s workers are perceived to be the cause of it, we have no need to fear being discovered its chief designer.

So what should Dowd, Cohen and Krugman et al. think when a spiritual proponent of their own position would concede in defeat the very thing they argue over and over and over?

Like Phillips, I know many a conservative Christian. None of them foam at the mouth, none of them are looking to blow up abortion clinics and certainly none of them are in the business of threatening judges.

What they do want is the freedom to advocate their view of public policy without the derision and scorn that their opponents would never stand for were it aimed at them.

Now I know...

Charmaine answers the challenge! Without actually saying much about the jokes themselves, she ends up saying a lot!

Spot on with her observations of the difference b/t guy humor and well, everybody else. I agree, completely. It's only anecdotal, but I don't know nor have never known, any women who let fly the occasional "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

Saving the best for last, she closes with this barb: Instead of joking about Mrs. Cheney, the First Lady should have had her review the script. . .

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Baseball has a future

Don Fehr has agreed to talk about stiffer steroid-abuse penalties with MLB commissioner, Bud Selig. The most powerful of the sports-unions gives ground? Is that what I'm seeing here...?

Things that make you go "Hhhmmm."

Death on a plate

"I'll have the Beer Barrel Belly Buster. With a Diet Coke."

Recent declarations about overstating the ill-effects of obesity on overall health not withstanding, let me just say this is...just...wow.

More comments on Women in combat

I linked to Reasoned Audacity's post on women in combat after her meeting with General Schoomaker in mid-April. For me, this is a pretty clear-cut matter.

I find it morally indecent to subject daughters, wives, mothers and sisters to the horrors of combat. They deserve better, and I said so that day.

Charmaine has continued the discussion with three additional posts in the last week-and-a-half. All with additional perspective and interesting comments. I for one wait to see what her continued discussions with the Pentagon reveal about just what is/isn't going on.

Of bombs, killers and governments

We have all three in Iraq. Though only one is a 'first.' The first freely-elected democratic government in the history of the nation was sworn into power in Baghdad.

After months of wrangling following historic Jan. 30 elections, al-Jaafari negotiated a Cabinet that includes 15 Shiite Arab ministers, seven Kurds, four Sunnis and one Christian. Two of four deputy prime ministers were also sworn in Tuesday, a Shiite and a Kurd.

The process continues. Having a government in place--and this isn't even completely 'in place' at this point--is only a step, not a conclusion. An important and positive first step.

But five ministries - including the key defense and oil portfolios - remained in temporary hands and two deputy prime minister's slots were unfilled as al-Jaafari struggled to balance the demands of Iraq's competing ethnic and religious factions.

Al-Jaafari particularly wanted the defense minister's job filled by a Sunni Arab as a way to draw the formerly dominant minority into the fight against an insurgency that is thought to be based primarily among Sunnis.He will act as defense minister until consensus can be reached on a new one.


This is important. Can't understate the importance of filling all the posts with permanent appointees and inclusion of Sunni minorities is still as important as it was when first discussed after the elections. If they have no stake in the new government, they have no reason to help quell the insurgency against it.

Meanwhile the violence continues, yet the process moves forward. That, more than anything, is the telling point. For now at least, Iraqi's are committed to building a new country even in the face of fellow citizens and foreigners who would kill them for it.

The inside scoop

Charmaine went to the WH Correspondent's dinner on Saturday. I got the impression from reading that she felt a bit like a kid in a candy store based on her comments about who talked with who and got pictures of what.

She stops short of addressing though the ruckus surrounding Laura Bush's naughty jokes. So how 'bout it!? Inquiring minds want to know!

Monday, May 02, 2005

What is wrong with this country

Me, of course. As if to prove the point further, I'll offer this.

Yesterday, as we rededicated ourselves as a church body, I sat two rows and about 6-feet behind my congressman.

How, oh how will the republic survive!?

Admission: Change of Opinion on US Foreign Policy.

As you will come to learn, when I'm wrong I'll admit it. When I come across a compelling argument which disproves a point-of-view I have taken, I'll gladly own up to it.

And such is the case today. In our first installment of "Sim was Wrong. Really, Really Wrong." I present you with a recent study released by The Center For U.S.-International Casual Relations. It seems that the foreign policy pursued by the current administration is having a more profoundly negative affect on our stature in the world than I had ever imagined. As someone who lived in Europe during the heady days of 'Monicagate,' I find this study's outcome deeply disturbing.

Consider me in a state of serious re-assessment.

The Return of Reactionary-rhetoric

"You are what's wrong with this country."

Local firm makes good

A relatively small firm in Tempe has struck gold. Microsoft has chosen Limelight Networks of Tempe, AZ to handle internet downloads for Xbox games.

Not bad for a not-even 4-year old firm with fewer than 50 employees!

Say it here, it happens there!

I mentioned Castles-'n-Coasters in this post on Friday. Then I opened the paper today:

Screams from excited roller-coaster riders could be heard in the background as a Phoenix firefighter lowered Amanda Phillips from a ride that trapped her and 10 other guests 30 feet above the ground for nearly three hours. Phillips, 18, of Phoenix, was the last person to be lowered from the Sky Rider, a year-old ride at Castles N' Coasters in west Phoenix that malfunctioned about 6:45 p.m. Sunday.

The best part? For my money, the description of what was going on right before the ride got stuck. See for yourself:

Antonio Meza, 26, of Tucson, is pretty sure he won't be boarding the ride any time soon. He brought his family to the Valley to spend the day at the amusement park and said he doesn't think they'll be coming back. He and others onboard the four-sided ride said that it jerked as it carried them up and screeched and smoked as it dropped about halfway before getting stuck.

Greg Hertenstein, a park manager, said the popular ride will be closed until officials figure out what went wrong.

Ya think!?

Feels like my head wants to bust!

And I work in research! I'm supposed to get it...oy!

Mystery Pollster discusses, yet again, the issue of exit polls vs. election results from November's election. It's a long read, one full of much statistician-speak, but intereting none-the-less. To sum up, a study done that claimed that the only plausible explanation for the discrepancy between the exit-polls and the final results was vote corruption. This is an explanation of a model that tests that hypothesis.

Mr. Blumenthal found a non-professional who has shed more insight on the question than seemingly any who have gone before. And the ironic part is, she's a registered-Kos-user.

What did she find? Mystery Pollsters summarizes as follows:

The USCV authors hypothesize greater "vote corruption" in Bush strongholds. As evidence, they point to the difference between the mean and median WPE in these precincts: "Clearly there were some highly skewed precincts in the Bush strongholds, although the 20 precincts (in a sample of 1250) represent only about 1.6% of the total" (p. 14, fn). A simple scatterplot would show whether that skew resulted from a handful of extreme outliers or a more general pattern. If a few outliers are to blame, and if similar outliers in both directions are present in less partisan precincts, it would seem to me to implicate random human error rather than something systematic. Even if the math is neutral on this point, it would be reasonable to ask the USCV authors to explain how outliers in a half dozen or so precincts out of 1,250 (roughly 0.5% of the total) somehow leave "vote corruption" as the only plausible explanation for an average overall exit poll discrepancy of 6.5 percentage points on the Bush-Kerry margin.

Yeah!...what he said.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Let it be known

That on the 1st of May, 2005 the body of the North Phoenix Baptist Church rededicated itself with new purpose to it's mission:

As members of the Body of Christ called the North Phoenix Baptist Church, we rededicate ourselves this day to the Great Commandment of our Lord Jesus Christ.

We recommit our lives to"loving the Lord our God with all our hearts, with all our souls, with all our minds and with all our strength." (Matthew 12:30) And we will "love our neighbors as we love ourselves." (Mark 12:11)

On this day we rededicate our lives to the Great Commission of Jesus Christ. We will "go into all the world and make disciples of all nations" while teaching obedience to Christ and baptizing according to his command. (Matthew 28:19-20)

We devote ourselves anew to helping people experience God and meaningful life by growing in Christ, giving to others and going to share the good news of God's love.

We believe that Jesus Christ is the only way to God. He alone is the absolute truth and He is the perfect example of life as God intended in creation. (John 14:6)

We believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins and was resurrected on the third day to prove God's power over sin and death. (1 Corinthians 15:3-4, 20-22)

We believe Jesus Christ is the Living Word of God. He is God incarnate, and we are to imitate His life and follow His example. (John 1:1-14)

We believe the Bible is the written Word of God and is our authority for faith and Christlike living. (2 Timothy 3:16)

As members of the church for which Jesus sacrificed His life, we choose this hour to rededicate our lives to fulfilling God's purpose for the church in this world. (Matthew 28:18-20)

We will make every effort to keep the unity fo the Spirit through the bond of peace. (Ephesians 4:3)

We will speak the truth in love at all times. (Ephesians 4:15)

We will not let any unwholesome talk come out of our mouths but will build others up with words of encouragement. (Ephesians 4:29)

We will, in accordance with God's Word, "get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger" and will be "kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other just as in Christ God has forgiven us." (Ephesians 4:31-32)

When we disagree we will never dishonor one another. We will not be divided in purpose or practice. (1 Corinthians 12:25)

We will be a people who steadfastly "pray and obey." (Ephesians 6:18)

We will pray daily for our leaders in government, both national and local. (Romans 13:1, Hebrews 13:7)

We will pray continually for our brothers and sisters in Christ. (1 Thessalonians 5:17)

We will pray steadfastly for family and friends who are not-yet-believers in Jesus Christ. (James 5:16)

We will also pray for our enemies. (Matthew 5:44)

We will clothe ourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. (Colossians 3:12)

We will be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slower to become angry. (James 1:19)

As members of a rededicated community of faith, we understand, that without exception, we are each called of God and gifted by The Holy spirit to be both ministers and missionaries. (Acts 1:8)

We will minister to one another in Jesus' name and diligently share the good news of God's grace with everyone we meet.

by these words we do solemnly rededicate ourselves this day to be used by God to carry out the mission of Jesus Christ on the earth. We will continue to go "beyond belief" in every area of ministry and mission for Christ.


"Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the church and in Christ Jesus throughout all generations, forever and ever! Amen." (Ephesians 3:20-21)

And with this still ringing in our ears we move out into our world, reminded that we are called--as a body and as individuals--to higher purpose every day. Watch out Phoenix!

More from the Puppy-collection


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Taken from the puppy-collection, this is Lacy at around 3 months. Already an old-hand at going up and coming down the stairs. And even just relaxing on them. It was a great age.

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