More Gutfeld

Since posting that last Gutfeld, I've been scouring his archives a bit. He's great. I find myself laughing a good bit. Read him often.

Here's another one I liked and wanted to share. Remember that weird woman, Cindy Sheehan, who was camped out in front of Bush's ranch in Crawford? The one that could always be seen wearing the gardening hat with the string drawn up snugly under her chin? I know, it's hard to remember such a memorable person espousing such memorable self-spun ideology, but work with me.

Gutfeld comments on her plan to mount a nationwide bus tour now that Bush is no longer in Crawford:

i am very excited about the cindy shaheen bus tour. she should have it painted like the Partridge family bus, with a little dove on it. that would be great. a dove in a gardening hat. What do you think?

i have lost interest in cindy shaheen since she stopped wearing the hat. i was hoping that when she finally removed the hat, there would be a smaller hat underneath. and so on, like those russian dolls. but instead of dolls, there would be hats. adorable gardening hats.

Meanwhile, in a desperate effort to regain some of the spotlight stolen by those damn hurricane survivors, Cindy and entourage are trying to horn in on Katrina. Yeah, they're a principled and legit lot all right. I look forward to seeing them in Darfur, at the 9/11 commemorations as well as the losers' lockeroom after the final out of the World Series.