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Buy liberal today!

You may have voted blue, but every day you unknowingly help dump millions of dollars into the conservative war chest. By purchasing products and services from companies that donate heavily to conservatives, we have been compromising our own interests as liberals and progressives.

BuyBlue.org is a concerted effort to lift the veil of corporate patronage, so consumers can make informed buying decisions that coincide with their principles.

I've racked my brain for some sort of witty response, but I think this sanctimonious tripe itself serves rather well as a parody...of well...itself!