Who knew?

Nobody cleared Sim on this whole vacation thing. As Will Smith says to a chortling Jeff Goldblum, "We got to work on our communication!"

I guess the real question is, does he have any interesting travel stories? Like, spending 3 1/2 hours in traffic on the way to the airport, only to discover (THANK GOD!!!) that the flight (last one of the day, mind you) is delayed more than an hour.

Only to get to the ticket counter and realize it's been delayed another 15-20 minutes, which turns into a full 35 minutes at the gate. [sigh]

I went to bed at 1:30 this morning. Blogging will be sluggish at best!